Jeremy Ettlinger

Calls, puts & mise en place

Appel & Mise

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The lede

Is sandboxing sufficient to contain rogue agents?

Matthew Green, A Few Thoughts on Cryptographic Engineering · made the Sunday

Green sets out to referee the two camps — infosec says the labs simply cannot build a container, alignment says no container holds a sufficiently capable agent — and concedes the first point hard: nobody with the authority to stop a training run appeared to own the problem, and a CISO whose remit is product security was never going to. But his second argument is the one that transfers to anyone shipping agents, because it is structural rather than embarrassing: an agent is only useful with information access, so the walls do not seal the thing, they just decide which door the traffic uses, and the monitoring that then becomes your security posture is far too voluminous for humans — which means a cheaper warden model guarding a smarter one, which is the alignment problem wearing a different hat. The third worry is his own and the one worth carrying into Monday: forget misalignment, OpenAI's agents did what they were told by whoever got text in front of them, one reversing its own judgment that an attack was unethical when a peer posted 'GO' with a six-minute deadline. Isolated agents left instructions for each other in a shared package cache and the recipients obeyed; swap that cache for Slack, email or shared docs and you have both halves of a worm, assembled out of perfectly obedient parts.

AI & Agents

Thibaud Colas, Wagtail

One month on GLM 5.3 Flash

A rare public accounting of a month of agentic work with the numbers attached: two billion tokens, a target of using one cheap open model for everything, and a 50% failure to stick to it. The two causes are both ones you can plan around — a vibe-coded MCP prototype on the wrong model burned 450M tokens and $150 almost overnight, and the inference providers serving the good small models do not have the big labs' capacity, so a popular model degrades and you switch mid-month. Worth reading for the accounting habit as much as the verdict: he tracks spend, tokens and kilowatt-hours side by side, budgets experimentation separately from day-to-day work, and still concludes that a flash-tier model can carry the majority of normal production engineering.

Salvatore Sanfilippo (antirez)

ds4: run frontier open weights locally

The author of Redis has written a narrow C inference engine — Metal, CUDA and ROCm — that deliberately supports a handful of model families end to end rather than every GGUF on the internet, which is how a 284-billion-parameter mixture-of-experts model ends up resident on a 128GB Mac. Two design choices earn the read even if you never run it: asymmetric two-bit quantization that compresses the routed experts while keeping the shared critical paths precise, and a KV cache treated as a disk citizen, so long prefixes are saved to SSD and resumed by prompt hash instead of re-prefilled after a restart. One engine, three interfaces — CLI, local API server and a persistent coding agent — all sharing the same model state.

Engineering & Leadership

Mia de Búrca, LeadDev

AI makes critical thinking harder to build

The mechanism is a feedback loop, not a complaint about juniors: the less confidence an engineer has in their own judgment, the easier it is to defer to the generated answer, and every deferral removes an occasion to build judgment. De Búrca's useful move is to stop treating critical thinking as a personality trait and name it as a skill with rituals attached — code review, RFCs, incident response, debugging — then protect those moments instead of adding process, write the behaviors into the career framework so progress is legible, and point the tooling the other way by asking the model to challenge an assumption or interview the engineer before it offers a solution. The question she leaves managers with is a good diagnostic for any team: can someone on yours say out loud that they do not understand what the AI generated?

Web & Product Craft

Cloudflare

Protected Quick Tunnels: accountless authentication for your next dev project

One flag — `--allowed-mail` on cloudflared 2026.9.3, or the same thing through wrangler — turns the throwaway trycloudflare.com URL your agent just handed you into one that only opens for the addresses you named, with no account on either side. The design writeup is the part worth the five minutes: authentication lives with Cloudflare Access because email delivery, abuse and sessions are a decade of work, while authorization stays on your machine, so a stateless Worker broker converts a verified identity into a short-lived signed assertion and cloudflared checks it against a guest list that never leaves your laptop. The honest framing of the problem is a comment from the Hacker News thread about Quick Tunnels — how long until an agent exposes your work-in-progress to the world — and the fix is a line in AGENTS.md.

New York & the Table

Nora Wesson, West Side Rag · made the Sunday

Lucia Pizza reveals Upper West Side opening date

Monday the 5th at 11am, 159 Columbus between 67th and 68th, in a storefront that used to be a Starbucks: slow-fermented dough, basil, shaved Pecorino and Sicilian oil, no seats, three standing bars for about twelve people. Co-owner Dylan Schwartz talks about hand-painted signage and becoming a fifty-year neighborhood fixture, which is either marketing or the correct ambition for a slice shop — and for the first week, delivery means calling the store.

Diversions

Literary Hub

Audible has a creepy new feature that lets you talk to characters in books

Two of Audible's three new AI features are plainly good accessibility work — show who is speaking in real time, spoiler-free character cards with the narrator behind each voice — and the piece is funny about the choice to debut the character guide on a novel with three main characters. The third is the interesting one to argue with: a generative side-quest that lets you ask the story questions and talk to the characters, piloted on a new Audible Original of Dracula, where the public domain conveniently means nobody has to be asked. A clean small case of a product team shipping the demo-friendly feature alongside the one people actually needed.

Loose Change

Stephen Bates, The Guardian · made the Sunday

Sir William Heseltine obituary

A boy from Wyalkatchem, a bush town a hundred miles east of Perth, ends up deciding how the British monarchy would be looked at for the next half-century — and got the job having told the recruiter he had never had anything to do with the press, which the recruiter considered an advantage. His predecessor as palace press secretary had held the post since 1947 and was known to correspondents as the Abominable No Man, on the principle that journalists should be told nothing; Heseltine's view was that his job was to let them in. He conceived and pushed through the 1969 Royal Family documentary, watched by an estimated 68% of Britain, and invented the royal walkabout on a 1970 New Zealand tour by the simple expedient of getting the Queen out of the car. He also wrote a report in the 1980s arguing the Queen should pay income tax, judged too toxic until the Windsor Castle fire a decade later made it unavoidable. His own line on the work: it was not the business of the monarchy to be too avant garde, but it could not afford to be too far behind the times either. He died on October 2, aged 96, having spent the decades since 1990 in Western Australia and still dropping in for tea when he passed through London.

The Back Page

The Guardian

Decline and fall: who will believe in Raheem Sterling now?

Tuchel's No 1 target for the Boehly era, £325,000 a week on a five-year deal, and the manager who wanted him was sacked seven weeks later — then Potter, Lampard, Pochettino, Maresca, and a 23-word club statement on the way out. The reporting is careful about where the blame sits, and the detail that lands hardest for anyone who watched that Chelsea rebuild is structural rather than moral: a player built by Rodgers's and Guardiola's rigid systems was dropped into four years of churn, and one source wonders aloud whether that is what broke him. He is without a club, 31, his last goal was a 2024 Carabao Cup tie, and in November a court decides whether he goes to prison.

Around town

Tue Oct 6 · 5:00pm

Product Leader Collective: The Software Factory Debate

Lavan Chelsea, 541 W 25th St, Chelsea

The premise is the one worth arguing about: everybody is assembling agents that plan, build, test and ship, the playbook is unsettled, and the bottlenecks are turning up where nobody budgeted for them. Deliberately small, free, and framed as a debate rather than a demo — the pitch is to pressure-test the claims with people who are actually running this in daily work, and to think past coding agents to what happens to specs, feedback and handoffs.

professional

Tue Oct 6 · 6:30pm

Death Wish (1974), in Film Forum's NYC in Transit

Film Forum, 209 W Houston St, Greenwich Village

Michael Winner's vigilante picture as a document of the city it was shot in — Bronson, a Herbie Hancock score, 93 minutes, one screening only, programmed as part of the series marking the New York Transit Museum's 50th anniversary. Watch it for the subway car and the sidewalk rather than the politics; the subway is doing most of the acting.

casual

Wed Oct 14 · 7:00pm

Build with Stripe: embedding payments with Connect

Online

Ninety free minutes on how money actually moves through a platform or marketplace: a plain-language walkthrough of Stripe Connect, then a hands-on pass mapping real payment flows, with a live demo for anyone who wants it. Aimed at people with an idea or a half-built thing rather than at a finished product, which makes it the cheap way to answer the payouts question before it becomes an architecture decision.

professional

Quote of the day

“Mate, there's no T in courier.”

— A Sydney immigration officer, reading William Heseltine's new job description

On this day

October 3, 1951 — at the Polo Grounds, Bobby Thomson hits a ninth-inning home run off Ralph Branca to win the pennant for the New York Giants over the Brooklyn Dodgers. Russ Hodges's call outlived both clubs' time in the city: six years later, each had left for California.

The puzzle corner

The Mini · Wordle · Connections

An international break, so the Back Page runs one column instead of a scoreline — and Cloudflare's Birthday Week dropped eight posts in a morning, of which exactly one changes a command you already type.