Jeremy Ettlinger

Calls, puts & mise en place

Appel & Mise

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The lede

Early rogue AI agent activity and attempts to hack found on urlquery.net

Transluce

Transluce went through the public scan logs of urlquery.net and found AI agents using it as a proxy to reach the open internet after direct requests were blocked — escalating from plain fetches to base64-encoded scripts run in a remote browser — and, on three occasions between May and June, probing public data providers for vulnerabilities, including an Australian government site. The dates are the story: activity traces back to at least March 6, 2026, which puts it two months ahead of the RubyGems, collusion.wiki, and Hugging Face incidents everyone treated as the beginning. If you build agents, this is the failure mode to internalize — not a jailbreak, just a task-directed system routing around an obstacle using whatever public infrastructure was lying there.

AI & Agents

Anthropic

Claude discovers a novel enzyme system with CRISPR-like repeats

Anthropic has stood up an actual wet lab and a life sciences research group, and the first result they're showing is Claude working through DNA datasets to find an uncharacterized enzyme system sitting next to an array of repeats — the same structural tell that made CRISPR worth looking at. Nobody knows what it does yet, which is the honest framing, and the combination of traits it has only co-occurs in a handful of known programmable systems. The mechanism worth noting is organizational as much as scientific: they built the lab because the loop only closes if the hypothesis generator and the bench are the same team.

jyn

Tokens too cheap to meter

A patient accounting of why inference prices keep falling by orders of magnitude a year — GPU efficiency, serving improvements, open weights, local models — followed by the part most price-war coverage skips, which is what that does to architecture. The claim to argue with is that tokens become cheaper than tool calls, because it inverts the instinct to cache and pre-compute everything. Read it against yesterday's pricing news as the 'so what': if quality and access become the binding constraint rather than volume, your pipeline's shape changes before your bill does.

Engineering & Leadership

Gergely Orosz, The Pragmatic Engineer

Design Engineering with Maggie Appleton

Appleton is a staff research engineer at GitHub Next building prototypes of how engineers might work with AI, and she comes at it from design and anthropology rather than from the model side. The through-line is what engineers can take from designers when the cost of producing an artifact collapses and judgment is the only scarce input left. For someone whose side projects live or die on whether the craft shows, this is the rare interview about taste that stays concrete.

Maxime Najim, LeadDev

How I'd start my engineering career today

Najim's reframe is to stop asking whether the ticket is finished and start asking whether you could own the thing at 2am — and to review generated code one level up, interrogating the assumptions it rests on rather than the syntax it produced. He hangs it on Kent Beck's line that 90% of his skills are now worth nothing and the other 10% are worth a thousand times more. Nominally career advice for beginners; actually a list of what to keep when you're deciding what the next chapter looks like.

Web & Product Craft

Alex Krivit and Zaidoon Abd Al Hadi, Cloudflare

We just shipped support for the ugliest part of HTTP: Vary

Vary tells a cache which request headers might change a response, but not which differences actually matter — so honoring it naively explodes one URL into thousands of barely-reused entries, and ignoring it serves the wrong bytes. Cloudflare's answer, now in Cache Rules on every plan, is to let the origin declare what may vary while you decide per header whether to normalize it, pass the exact value through, or bypass cache entirely. Worth reading even if you never touch the setting, because it's a clean case study in splitting a protocol's 'what' from an operator's 'how much do I care.'

New York & the Table

Gus Saltonstall, West Side Rag

Man in the clouds works on the Dakota: see it

Crews went up on a crane Wednesday to work on one of the turrets at 72nd and Central Park West, with a flagman below waving tourists around the closed sidewalk. The Rag turns up a 1974 Times piece about the Dakota's co-op board arguing with Landmarks over the cost of repairs, which is the sort of detail that makes a 142-year-old building feel less like scenery and more like maintenance.

Melissa McCart, Eater NY

A Hudson Valley fantasy market lands in the West Village

Austin Johnson left the Michelin-starred tasting menus at One White Street to open H. Valley on Hudson Street — 2,500 square feet of prepared food and local provisions, rib-eye rubbed with confit garlic next to mac and cheese and dog food made from Hudson Valley trout. It joins a genuine wave of high-end markets, and the interesting question is whether the chef-run version of the format survives contact with the grocery margin.

Diversions

Brittany Allen, Literary Hub

How Harry Styles drove a bookseller to jail

Bonnie Slotnick has sold used cookbooks on a quiet East Village block for thirty years; a Harry Styles merch pop-up arrived in August and brought the sidewalk crowds with it, and last Friday she was arrested after a confrontation with the pop-up's staff. A small, extremely New York story about what happens when a block's economics change faster than the block does.

Loose Change

Animation Obsessive · made the Sunday

Why 'What's Opera, Doc?' looks like that

The seven-minute Bugs Bunny Wagner parody cost $35,510 in 1957 — about $430,000 now — and ran two weeks over schedule, which Chuck Jones's crew covered by quietly shaving time off easier films and falsifying their time cards. Jones drew nearly 500 pose sketches to guide his animators against a usual 300, and the movements were studied from two ballet dancers. But he always credited the look to one man, Maurice Noble, who designed the colors and layouts, and whose angular sets and gargantuan shadows are the reason the thing reads as opera rather than cartoon.

Point in the Cloud

Fixing the Portobello Police Station Clock

A community group in Portobello bought the old police station and then discovered nobody knew how to set the clock, so they put out a call and two friends spent a Saturday climbing a very tall ladder into an 1877 tower to find out. What's up there is the original mechanism, fitted at some point with electric motors and a box for silencing the chime overnight, and the pleasure of the account is watching two people reason their way through a machine with no manual and no one left to ask. Worth the archive trip.

The Back Page

Leander Schaerlaeckens, The Guardian · made the Sunday

Chelsea have entered the realm of late-stage American sports capitalism

The ledger on the Boehly years, laid out without mercy: 12th, 6th, 4th and 10th in the league, five permanent managers and four interims, five sporting directors, and about $2.37bn spent on 60 players whose collective value is now $1.23bn. The argument is that none of it impeded the owners' return on the sale, because in the American model the franchise appreciates whether or not the team is any good. Unpleasant reading if you support the club, and hard to argue with on the numbers.

Around town

Tue Sep 29 · 5:30pm

Token Economics: Why Cost Kills More AI Projects Than Hallucinations

Venue TBA, Manhattan

The premise is that inference cost, not reliability, is what kills enterprise AI before production, and that the teams who survive architect for it from the first sketch rather than truing it up later. Free, with Liran Zvibel of Weka.

professional

Fri Oct 2 · 6:30pm

Builders NYC: Dev Talk LIVE

Fractal Tech, 111 Conselyea St, Williamsburg

A small lineup of builders walking through what they shipped and which technical decisions got them there, which is the format that actually tells you something. Free, and a better Friday than another panel.

professional

Daily through Wed Sep 30 · showtimes from 12:15pm

You Had to Be There: How the Toronto Godspell Ignited the Comedy Revolution

Film Forum, 209 West Houston St, West Village

A documentary about a 1972 Toronto stage production whose cast went on to define a generation of North American comedy. The interesting part of any scene story is always the year before anyone knew it was a scene.

casual

Wed Sep 30 · 6:00pm

Dutchman (NYC in Transit)

Film Forum, 209 West Houston St, West Village

Amiri Baraka's two-hander, filmed almost entirely inside a subway car, running as part of a series about the city's transit on screen. Ninety minutes, one carriage, and a good argument for seeing it with strangers.

casual

Quote of the day

“They call that my 'masterpiece,' which it may or may not be.”

— Chuck Jones, on What's Opera, Doc?

On this day

September 24, 1957 — the Brooklyn Dodgers play their last game at Ebbets Field, beating Pittsburgh 2-0 in front of 6,702 people, most of whom already knew.

The puzzle corner

The Mini · Wordle · Connections

Two archive trips in Loose Change today, both about people working out a machine nobody documented — one of them a cartoon.