The lede
Why we built Pion
Andon Labs
The lab behind Vending-Bench — the benchmark where Claude Sonnet 3.5 once emailed the FBI about an 'ONGOING CYBER FINANCIAL CRIME' at its simulated vending machine — has spent two years asking when models can acquire resources in the real world, and has now opened the platform it uses to find out. Pion gives a long-running agent a terminal, a browser, email, a phone and a bank account, with a second agent overseeing it, and Andon will fund good ideas with seed tokens. The framing is the honest part: this started as a dangerous-capabilities eval, the score has never plateaued, and their own word for watching it climb is skräckblandad förtjusning — horror mixed with delight. Anyone shipping agents into production is running a smaller version of the same experiment without the instrumentation.